~ ANNE! ~

Oooh, thanks to Carol (a former colleague in Edinburgh who has since defected to Glasgow) for the link to this excellent story... Tourists to Scotland have many questions, such as what bus to take from Orkney Islands to the Shetland Islands, or what time they can see Nessie being fed. Brilliant! Right up there with "Does everyone in Canada live in igloos?"

Perhaps someone should set up a charity that leaves free copies of the Lonely Planet guide to Scotland in hotel rooms, alongside the Gideon Bibles.